Tuesday July 28th. 9:08am

This is where I farted (a bit) but didn't feel bad. I was enjoying a coffee, that i found out way way later, sometimes causes these things to happen (a bit). I feel like sometimes everyone tells me these things last. I do feel bad about the person that came out of the bathroom and got the blame for it from two account people that delivered a very timely stink eye. And yes, I may have signaled in that person's direction that they were the culprit, but hey, who makes a pitstop in the office at 9:08am anyway?